Friday 21 February 2014

My Adoring Fans

Last autumn, in a thoroughly bizarre moment in my life, I appeared in the Guardian travel section.  I was mildly (ludicrously) pleased.  I prepared a little post for anyone who came rushing over to the blog following my appearance on one of the most popular newspaper websites on the globe.

No-one came. 

Or at least, that was how it seemed at first.  In the months since I've noticed a sudden upswing in people leaving comments that flatter, compliment and frankly gush.  It's been an absolute joy reading these adoring posts, and I'd love to share them with you now and ask: why do my regular readers never write anything quite so lovely?

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Let's be honest: a command of the English language is deeply overrated.  Not sure why she mentioned her boobs at the end.  Ah well.

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Oh.  I feel so cheap.
Now I'm really depressed.  One last leap into the comments section for some words of comfort:
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Glenda Young said...

I like sprouts.

tommy166 said...

Are you the only one that can write in English??

Scott Willison said...

Yes. Yes I am.

Bob said...

And yet if they come bearing Merseyrail flip flops, you're there like a shot

Unknown said...

Your blog is fab Scott. I enjoy reading it. It started as a Merseyrail blog, has extended to the North, keep going, really. I think your writing style is really excellent. I guess travel writers (Stuart Maconie, Michael Palin to name a couple of the best) like to take the reader on a journey with them, be part of it, and get this over in words, I think you do that just as well. I'm sure you have a great book that can be derived from all of your travels, the meantime, keep going.
.....And the last station on the Northern Rail network on this journey......the best structure on the uk railway network? got to keep it till last......;-) keep up the great work :))

Dolemite said...

Generally, I hate blogs and the people behind them, but yours is genuinely entertaining. Also, it has a point, which is rare for most blogs these days. And I’m not just saying that because I’m your brother. Though family or not, you probably don’t want the likes of me reading your efforts as I’m a seasoned sinner who regularly rests his feet on train seats. I also sit in First Class with a standard ticket and flat out refuse to pay the extra fare when confronted. Though I feel my actions are justified as I’m charged FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS A MONTH to travel from Luton to London, which is nothing short of disgusting. Don’t get me started. Keep up the good work though.

Anonymous said...

More Northern tarting please!