Anyway. There's a new website sweeping the nation (and by "nation" I do of course mean "Twitter"), called Formspring. Like much on the net, it seems to be completely pointless. All you do is ask someone a question and they'll answer it. After a while, though, it begins to get addictive, and soon everyone is swapping inane questions and getting smart arse replies.
Never one to miss a bandwagon, I've leapt on board, and you can find my Formspring page here. Feel free to ask me anything you like and I'll do my best to answer it, though I reserve the right to make sarcastic remarks, especially if the questions are a bit dirty. But I'll answer anything; Merseyrail related, train related, my shoe size, pin number, anything at all. Remember the words of the Great Sage:
"I will now take questions from the floor. I don't mind what they are. They can be as serious, intellectual, thought-provoking as you like. Yes you - the lady with the split ends..."