This is a warning.
If you come to this blog for railway-related reasons, this is about as good as it gets. I went to Long Buckby station and, because it is miles from anywhere, I didn't go to any other railway stations. Not one. I did look at possibly walking to the next station, but that's either Rugby or Northampton, and I thought both those towns deserved better than me collapsing onto the platform, dripping with sweat and desperate to get the train home. So this is the beginning and end of all the railway content.
Still reading? Bless your heart.
I walked down from the elevated platforms to street level, past what passes for a ticket office these days (one small portakabin, open 06:15-11 weekdays only) and onto the main road. There's a big car park at the station, reflecting its position halfway between London and Birmingham, although it didn't look particularly well used. I'd guess that post-pandemic home working patterns have left a lot of station park and rides vacant a lot of the time. Certainly the one at Bidston, on Merseyrail's Wirral Line, very rarely seems to get into double figure occupancy.
The space between Long Buckby proper and the station was meanwhile being filled with dozens of new build houses, executive homes and luxury living, peering over drainage ponds and wrestling with the hilly terrain. The young trees on the grass verge held neat little signs announcing they were there as part of the Sakura Project, a scheme celebrating 150 years of Japanese-British friendship and co-operation (with, ahem, a brief interruption between 1939 and 1945). They've planted cherry trees all over the UK; I don't know what the Japanese are getting out of this. I'm guessing something like oak or beech but I hope they've gone rogue and verges all over Japan are planted with horse chestnuts to promote the international joy of conkers.
Passing a teenage girl in a HRVY sweatshirt - the first time I had proof he existed outside of Strictly, and I'm still not entirely sure what he's famous for - I took a detour into a cul-de-sac to look at the remains of Long Buckby's castle.
I didn't hang about. I had a lot of walking ahead of me, so I left the village on one of its winding side roads, hemmed in by old cottages and converted workshops. There was a standard lamp left outside one of the houses, with a post-it attached saying "FREE"; sadly, I think the lamp would've only appealed to someone creating a 1980s themed front room. It was all chrome spotlights and looked like an electrical nightmare. There was a thatched roof pub which, unforgivably, didn't open in the daytime, and then a long steep hill.
I was heading for one of the most famous geographical spots in the country. The hills here are sharp and tall; crossing them before the advent of the engine would've been tiring. Fortunately, there was a break in the hills, near the village of Watford - a Watford Gap, if you will. This gap became the spot where the canals, railways and roads were threaded through to get from London to the north and I thought I'd go and have a look.
The village thinned, turning into the small hamlet of Murcott, then I passed under the railway again and onto roads without pavements. Normally this would irritate me beyond belief, but the road was surprisingly quiet, and the sightlines were good, so I was able to pretty much walk on the carriageway and only rarely had to leap onto the verge. It was quiet, too, so quiet that my big heavy boots seemed unforgivably loud, clattering on the tarmac. Now and then a train would go by, a freightliner tugging metal crates northwards.
Sometimes all you need is a walk to lift you up. A power stroll where you have nothing to do but take in the views and enjoy your own company. It wasn't a complicated route and so I could let my mind wander and divert.
Soon enough I was on the outskirts of Watford, a Watford which is completely unrelated to that other Watford at the end of the Metropolitan Line. When Londoners disparagingly refer to something as coming from "north of Watford" - i.e vulgar and common - this is the one they're technically referring to, as the Watford Gap was traditionally the end of the South and the start of the Midlands and the North. Although I'm not sure a lot of Londoners know that and are genuinely referring to the town in Hertfordshire, as anything outside the M25 is basically not worth bothering with.
Did I see the words "Jurassic Way" and immediately start humming the theme to Jurassic Park? Of course I did. I am never not tediously predictable. Sadly there was no sign of Sam Neill or a rampaging velociraptor, just a path down the back of some garages and past a farm house. I strode purposefully down it, over the gate and across the field, then turned back when I realised I'd purposefully walked along an access route to a sewer works and not on the footpath as I'd expected.
By now the silence had been replaced by the relentless, monotonous roar of engines, as the M1 rose up on the horizon. It was on embankments and seemed to form a slash across the sky, the green stopping suddenly to hit a wall of traffic. Trucks and cars sped by at 70 miles an hour and I felt quite tiny and insignificant, a lone figure in a field. None of those vehicles even knew I was there as they barrelled by. Hundreds of people going past and I wasn't even noticeable.
I got up close to the motorway and disappeared underneath it, into a solid concrete underpass. Suddenly there was a power shift; rather than being ignored I felt secretive. I wasn't a passer by, I was an interloper, lurking beneath the road, a troll under the bridge. There was something weirdly thrilling about it.
It helped that this was too far for teenage graffiti artists and drunks to use it as a hang out spot slash toilet. There were bare walls of mouldy concrete and nothing more. I loitered for a few moments, listening to the rattle of wheels, taking in the spot, then I pushed out the other side, becoming another nobody again.
Now it was time to cross the next big transport route to take advantage of the Watford Gap, the Grand Union Canal. There are locks here and, as I arrived, a narrowboat had just passed through the lowest one. Its crew - an elderly man and his middle aged daughter - trudged up to the next lake, glowing slightly in their bright hi-vis lifejackets.
I skipped across the lock, water gushing beneath my feet, and then took a small side path beneath an electricity pylon with large yellow signs warning anglers to lower their rods unless they wanted a nasty shock. Shortly afterwards I was emerging onto the oldest of the transport methods to pass through the gap: the A5, formerly known as Watling Street, the Roman road that ran from Dover to Wroxeter.
The West Coast Main Line passed under my feet. Surprisingly, considering this is one of the busiest rail corridors in the country, I could never manage to get a photo with an actual train in it. Every time I poked my head over the parapet it was completely silent. Perhaps it isn't overloaded after all, and HS2 really is a massive waste of money? (No).
I turned left at the actual Watford Gap crossroads where a small industrial estate huddled between the A5 and the railway. There used to be a station here, Welton, which was quietly closed in the Sixties as the line was upgraded. There was no space for small country halts on the all-new electric West Coast Main Line. All that remains is a goods shed by the track, but a passenger halt of sort remains, in the form of Watford Gap Services, just visible in the trees behind.
Watford Gap services was the first to open on the brand new M1, though it was nowhere near finished on the first day of service in 1959 (and actually Newport Pagnell would be completed before it, in 1960). There were only temporary facilities initially, mainly laid on so the dignitaries and journalists had somewhere to go once they'd driven up the new motorway - although the toilet block opened two weeks after the fuel, so I'm guessing the local bushes were extremely well used. The first section of the M1 ended at junction 18, a couple of miles further on, so Watford Gap (also known as Blue Boar, after the first operator) was in a prime spot for traffic going north and south.
There isn't a whiff of glamour now. The invention of tour buses meant that the biggest bands no longer needed to stop at service stations for refreshment; then, in the seventies, football hooligans started to use them as a handy spot for a fight, meaning they were reconfigured to be more defensive. Cost-cutting got rid of the waitresses and the silver service. The extension of the motorway network meant service stations became far more popular, and Watford Gap lost its mystique. Now it's simply another Roadchef halt, its name carrying more meaning than its prosaic, tired interior.
I still like motorway service stations, though they make it really hard. Like railway stations and airports they have that fleeting excitement, always on the move, always shifting; a population that's massive and also temporary. But while railway stations are historic and cared for, and airports are rich and luxurious, motorway service stations are almost always cheap and miserable. The architecture has been patched and reconstructed so its lost any of its ambition. Every space has been crammed with concessions - Watford Gap features what I am pretty sure is the world's smallest Leon, little more than a counter and a touchscreen. And the toilets always stink. You don't have room to relax or circulate at a service station, it's just get in, give us your money, piss off. There are exceptions, usually the newer constructions - Norton Canes on the M6 Toll is almost beautiful, bright and airy, and Tebay services on the M6 is legendary (although expensive). They'll always have a certain thrill to them, the pleasure of pulling in for a break after staring up a horsebox for fifty miles and stretching your legs and having a sandwich. It's a shame that they could be so much better. (Also reopen the Forton Tower you cowards).
I left the services the way I came, no doubt to the confusion of the security guards, and started my walk back to Long Buckby. Normally I like to go a different way - a circular route, to make things interesting - but the only real way to get there without going the way I'd come was to head further down the A5, and that was astonishingly dull. So I resigned myself to repeating my route home. If you want to know what that was like, read this blog backwards.
I paused in a small park on the outskirts of Long Buckby. My eye had been caught by a sea of snowdrops and, when I ventured inside, I found a lovely little nature reserve, the Mill Park Reserve. Until the early 80s it was a tip, but the Parish Council bought it and returned it to nature. I found a bench and sat down and changed my t-shirt, which was dripping with sweat after my ten mile round trip. This is the problem with walking at Gay Pace; it leaves you moist in all the wrong places. However, after a change of top and a spray of deodorant and a drink of water, I started to feel human again, and felt I could return to polite society.
It was good to decompress after all the walking, and I luxuriated in my pint. Finally, as the sky darkened for the evening, I rolled back to the station for my trip home. It was going to take hours. I made my mind up to go somewhere closer to home for the next trip.
And polite society, I do, of course, mean a pub.
The thatched roof country pub was still closed when I passed so I headed into the centre and to the Pigeon. Inside was quite a surprise; I'd expected your standard village boozer, but this place was aimed at a younger market, with gleaming neon and a touchscreen jukebox and a snooker table. There were dozens of gins and craft ales behind the counter and posters advertising their music nights. However, the villagers didn't seem to have got the memo that this was now a fun, youthful pub, and the only patrons were retired men. Once was informing the barmaid how to correctly pull a pint of Guinness. Another sat on his own, watching Sky Sports News in silence. Plus there was me, the fat rambler.
I'll take a moment here to once again thank the people who have donated to my Ko-fi. You are generous souls, and I promise I'll spend the money on train tickets and not beer. Well, maybe the odd beer, but only when I'm out on the trains.
3 comments:
If I ever walk to 'the other' Watford (and after reading your reportage I suspect I never will) I'll now be sure to remember to pack the deodorant.
I have it firmly in my head that British Rail had a major train testing facility at or near Long Buckby. Yet I can find no reference to it online. Am I imagining it? Am sure you would have tipped your hat to it if there were.
Nice long report! Have a ko-fi.
Perhaps you mean the Old Dalby test track.
They sound,sort of,similar.
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